"I seriously think you lot [Football Desk] need to go back to fookin' school."

The Creature, circa 2007

Well Creature, two years later and it's finally back to school for me. The wife has bought me some shiny pens, some pads of paper and some folders (no protractor set though!?), and has made me a nice packed lunch for my first day. Unfortunately, punting boots are not allowed in school so sadly I'll have a bit less time to bosh away, but I'll still be on here posting up the odd shit bet from time to time.