0.5pts Bristol City 6/1 at Newcastle (LOST)

Juicy price. [18%]

1pt Ipswich 21/10 at Barnsley (LOST)

Last chance for these Suffolk jokers. [35.5%]

1.25pts 25-45 Bookings Points, Man City v West Ham (LOST)

I'm so pleased that William Hill is not blocked by the campus wifi network. [38%]

It's now 21:55 and the books have made up 20. Needless to say, I am not so impressed with the campus wifi's inablility to block William Hill. Ger-roans.

0.5pts QPR 9/2 at Newcastle (LOST)

I'm starting to think that maybe the relegated trio are heads and shoulders above the other teams in this division. However, if anyone can knock them off their perches it's the Super Hoops at a working man's price. [20%]

0.75pts Ipswich 5/1 at Sheff Utd (LOST)

The Blades had a little wobble at the weekend. Ipswich are still utter shit, but 5/1 is a big price. [20%]

13 minutes to go and here comes the inevitable Blades fightback...

Ah yes, me old mate the 90th minute groan. How are you Mr. Groan? Not seen you for a while. Thanks for coming along, you fucking twat.

1.5pts Bristol C 6/5 vs Blackpool (WON)

Blackpool on a fantastic run, but it ends at Ashton Gate. [49.5%]

1pt 25-45 Bookings Points, Ipswich v Newcastle (WON)

Ten more lashes for Mr. Horsey. [38%]

1pt 25-45 Bookings Points 19/10, St.Mirren v Celtic (LOST)

Yes, I would appear to be 'flogging a dead horse'. [38%]

1pt Peterboro 29/10 at Blackpool (LOST)

Not much time for this malarkey at the moment, but I have had a look though all the weekend Championship at this looks a decent bet. [29.5%]

1pt 25-45 Bookings Points 19/10, West Ham v Liverpool (LOST)

Marriner again. [38%]

1.25pts Leicester 9/4 at Watford (LOST)

I'm sure I'm going to regret this lot, but that's what the value detector came up with for the weekend. Our old mate from the north is also keen on Leicester, so I can't claim all the credit for that one. [35.5%]

0.5pts Coventry 4/1 at Preston (LOST)

[22%]

0.5pts Plymouth 9/1 at Newcastle (LOST)

[12.5%]

0.75pts QPR 18/5 at Cardiff (WON)

[25%]

0.5pts Scunthorpe 9/2 at Bristol City (LOST)

[20%]

"I seriously think you lot [Football Desk] need to go back to fookin' school."

The Creature, circa 2007

Well Creature, two years later and it's finally back to school for me. The wife has bought me some shiny pens, some pads of paper and some folders (no protractor set though!?), and has made me a nice packed lunch for my first day. Unfortunately, punting boots are not allowed in school so sadly I'll have a bit less time to bosh away, but I'll still be on here posting up the odd shit bet from time to time.

1pt 25-45 Bookings Points 2/1, Fulham v Everton (LOST)

A decent price for a magic middle here. [38%]

Going to be looking out for a similar price in Sunday's Cardiff v Newcastle game.

1.25pts 25-45 Bookings Points 19/10, Man Utd v Spurs (LOST)

Marriner fairly reliable when it comes to these things. [38%]

0.5pt Plymouth 10.0 at West Brom (LOST)

Don't fancy this much, but Plymouth ought not to be such a big price away at the Baggies. [14%]

0.5pt Ipswich 5.8 at Middlesboro (LOST)

The long-term bets Ipswich lots shorter than you'd imagine for this game, but this has to be adjusted based on Roy Keane's patchy start to the season. His bunch of feckin eejits failed to beat a 10-man Preston at home last time out, so I'm not having the mortgage on this. There is some 5.8 available which I've dabbled in, and I wouldn't be surprised if they drift a bit more on the fair before kick-off. [20%]

Gratian, you got in there before me with the moan-up about Hereford spunking away their two-goal lead. I was on a train back from Chesterfield when I saw your comment about the bookings bet and couldn't manage to get the bet on using mobile internet. On the off-chance you read this before beddie-byes I have backed Nelson Haedo-Valdez 1st/last goalscorer at 5/1 in the Paraguay v Bolivia match...

A small interest in some half-time/full-time wagonry today for old times' sake. I've just had the four matches in doubles and trebles: Austria, Spain, Turkey, and of course England. Betfred seemed the place to go.